This is why car companies shouldn't meddle with seafood.

@geistkoenig: Looks like a vacuum cleaner.

@Pidgeonsplatz.: I laughed so hard when I heard that line in theatres.

@numanair: Balls of Lithium!

@Track and days do mix, but not eggnog:

@Awjvail: Rage.

@rimplestultskin: The fact that they would have to run a phone line to each and every pole may have something to do with it.

This one.

@izzor:

@izzor:

When looking at the thumbnail on the main page, I thought it was ASIMO hanging from the crane.

Only a substitute?

Hyundai Tucson?

Why do you insist on publishing such bullshit?

This post is begging for a Jezebel crosspost.

Zero.

@Zaphod_Has_a_Heart_of_gold: Typical car blog commenter fantasy.

@472CID: Mustang I believe.

Damnit nibbles.

I want one. Now.