This news truly shocks the conscience.

While I understand on a intellectual level why its objectively a good thing to have pain, all I can think of is if this poor woman somehow manages to have something done that corrects this and then the first time she stubs her toe be like ‘Aye, ye fuckin’ wee cunts, ah dinna new it wah gunna feel like this. ah wanna…

Is the FAAH-OUT gene something that was discovered by a SoCal grad student at MIT in Boston? 

MMmm, that's a sour kraut.

I would not normally recommend people named Tyrone try and push a cop

10 years ago was the 90’s

no fucking way am i tipping hotel staff 10 bucks without them giving me an enthusiastic hand job with eye contact first.

Woah.

Yeah holy fuck her head has to be so far up her own ass that it emerges from her neck stump and reaches back around to her ass again, like an entitlement double-oroborous.

One of the biggest myths about pseudoscience is that *YOU* don’t believe in it. Everyone else is a fool, but not *YOU*. *YOU* got it figured out.

Sure, maybe *YOU* think smoking marijuana prevents cancer because you read something online once (despite there not being any clinical evidence that this is true). But…

When you come back to your comment hours later to see a pretty weird typo.

This kind of belies a misunderstanding of the problem.

You know who else has been mentioned dozens of times?  That’s right, Hitler.

He (Stephens) also revels himself as a surface-level credentialist (“Oh, my, you went to a state school, my good fellow? Well, yes, that’s a fine ... accomplishment, if you will ... but do know your place”), to such an extent I was surprised to read from Wikipedia that he attended U. Chicago and not, say, U. Penn. or…

So Stephens took the high road and you wrote a bunch of emails that look like they could have been written by an angry 12 year-old, and you actually think that by writing this and copying those emails and publishing them, we’re going to take your side?

That last email is the one you should have sent first, and it’s a shame you had to let Bret Fucking Stephens hand you your ass before you realized that.

if the table isn’t set when she arrives, is she Reese Withouterspoon?

I suspect it’s not an older version but rather, a mix of merged branches of code going back into the master branch. The master branch is what is used to deliver the final build to customers. Developers build, debug and test by checking out a “branch” from the master branch (the idea is to keep the master branch as a…

“I find it best to have them tie a bell around their neck. That way they you always know when there’s one in the room and it should give you enough time to visually check for the presence of other men. If no other men are found in the room then you know to escape as soon as possible, as Mother always says.”

Uh, I’m guessing that many of them had planned to mentor young women. They also planned to fuck them tho.

The NFL finally getting on the ball.  Last week, nobody had blocked the Saints getting fucked on live TV