This news truly shocks the conscience.

MMmm, that's a sour kraut.

I would not normally recommend people named Tyrone try and push a cop

10 years ago was the 90’s

no fucking way am i tipping hotel staff 10 bucks without them giving me an enthusiastic hand job with eye contact first.

Woah.

Yeah holy fuck her head has to be so far up her own ass that it emerges from her neck stump and reaches back around to her ass again, like an entitlement double-oroborous.

When you come back to your comment hours later to see a pretty weird typo.

He (Stephens) also revels himself as a surface-level credentialist (“Oh, my, you went to a state school, my good fellow? Well, yes, that’s a fine ... accomplishment, if you will ... but do know your place”), to such an extent I was surprised to read from Wikipedia that he attended U. Chicago and not, say, U. Penn. or…

So Stephens took the high road and you wrote a bunch of emails that look like they could have been written by an angry 12 year-old, and you actually think that by writing this and copying those emails and publishing them, we’re going to take your side?

That last email is the one you should have sent first, and it’s a shame you had to let Bret Fucking Stephens hand you your ass before you realized that.

if the table isn’t set when she arrives, is she Reese Withouterspoon?

I suspect it’s not an older version but rather, a mix of merged branches of code going back into the master branch. The master branch is what is used to deliver the final build to customers. Developers build, debug and test by checking out a “branch” from the master branch (the idea is to keep the master branch as a…

“I find it best to have them tie a bell around their neck. That way they you always know when there’s one in the room and it should give you enough time to visually check for the presence of other men. If no other men are found in the room then you know to escape as soon as possible, as Mother always says.”

Uh, I’m guessing that many of them had planned to mentor young women. They also planned to fuck them tho.

The NFL finally getting on the ball.  Last week, nobody had blocked the Saints getting fucked on live TV 

Oh.

The only problem is Romo is in the booth reading the field seconds before the snap, just like he tried to do as a player, only from a far supierior angle. If he were a coordinator he’d not be able to communicate any of this to the players in time to effect the outcome.

Cheer up. You probably always make the short list.

So are these technically “Dirty Sanchez” texts?

For the longest time, I saw the complaints and thought “well, they’re probably violating the ToS somehow” and was happy with my $350 I’d managed to cash out over the course of the year. Then, I had an unbelievably lucky week and won something like 5 out of 7 games, building up a balance of ~$75 and taking the top spot…