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She was a nurse who was cleared to travel from the CDC and after becoming symptomatic, decided to go shopping anyway. A nurse who may have ebola should know upon becoming symptomatic that they MAY HAVE EBOLA. THEN the store had to close down for weeks to decontaminate (mind you, they never held her financially

I'm laughing so hard I think I might be going into labor! LOL I'll post later if fucking ferrets did this to me, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Katniss Everdeen had already killed her first five teenagers by that age!

Murder is used for humans because it separates taking the life of an unwilling victim from the act of violence that it is. We use language like that all the time. Like using the word meat, instead of dead animal. Just because we have created language that allows us to divorce ourselves from actions, doesn't mean

People care what you think. Keep telling yourself that. PS. We should probably go to therapy soon.

I'm sure I'll get hate for this, but I don't believe it should be a college's responsibility to protect their students at all times in every aspect of their lives. There is a ridiculous amount of mission creep in modern universities, in which a college is expected to service every aspect of a student's life

I feel for you. I always tell people I hate the taste of alcohol and they just tell me "You just haven't found the right one/tried a good one". Bullshit. No. I'm a supertaster. I taste the alcohol over ANY other flavor that alcohol might have to make it taste anything other than foul*. Also, it burns like fire all

Wait wait wait woah

You obviously didn't even read the story.

lose*

Like flood myths and regional versions of "trickster" stock characters, the story of the guy who won't put on pants that don't have multiple pockets is one nearly as old as time.

me IRL, watching Miss America

I think this only works if his name was spelled "Qiu." #transliterationjoke

I swear to god this is not condescending, I am genuinely curious...

Watch the video. They don't mill the bottoms for the piss of it. And seasoning a skillet isn't rocket surgery

I wouldn't go into a bus terminal bathroom without one of those Hazmat suits they give doctors treating ebola patients. And I wouldn't clean a bus terminal bathroom for less than $90K. Not a year. That's $90K for one bathroom. Plus health benefits for the ebola I'm going to get.

That's part of why they filed for divorce in two different states. The laws about surrogacy responsibility are different. Each spouse filed in the state that favors their position. She filed where they state that she has no obligation, he filed where she does.

One of the hottest doctors I've ever seen delivered my second son (via c-section). Nothing like having a crush on someone who's seen your insides! After my son was born, and the doc was sewing me up, I said to my midwife, "Make sure he puts my insides back the way he found them, OK?", and from behind the drape, he

I'm just gonna get my future hypothetical fiance a simple band of gold, forged in the fire's of Mt. Doom with parts of my soul infused into it, and if that's not good enough for her, well than she's not the Dark Lady for me.