Because the Williams sisters once said they could beat any man ranked below 200 and then lost to the 203rd ranked man on the same afternoon 6-2, 6-1. This kind of shit article is actually what ruins womens sports. My friends and I watch the womens World Cup with the exact same fervor and support as the mens. When…

I think you mean, "Maybe Won".

I was hanging out at pool party at a hotel in Los Angeles and happened to be by myself, as I was the first of my friends to arrive. (I wasn't alone at a pool - this was a big public pool party, just the first of my group to be there). A guy sidles up to me and starts chatting to me. It's friendly, I mention I'm…

it's like a tiny, magic machete. that or he's like 8 feet tall and its a regular machete. though that would make these GIANT LEMONS

1 kg is about 2.2 lb. If you combine that with a little bit of metric nicety, (the density of water works out to a neat 1 kg/L.) you can work out that the "2.5 liters of broth, 200 g of chick peas, 150 g of lentils, 150 g of borlotti beans, 500 g of other vegetables" should total to around 3.5 kg of minestrone.

I love that blurring out her nipples is enough to make that video television approved. NIPPLES.

Look, R. Kelly is a piece of crap. But he doesn't say "Don't call her my son." That is literally the quote in the headline, and he does not speak those words. If I'm wrong, please show me where he says this. It's not in the video, it's not in your piece, and it's nowhere in the linked articles that I can find. It…

"I used to fix prolapsed monkey rectums when I worked at a primate breeding facility."

Just trying to stick with the theme. No need to get all Facebook balls on me.

Yes, by MAILING it.

I just really like pretty cakes.

"And I saw the Four Horsemen of the Comment Apocalypse, and they said in unison unto me: 'Beware the false idol Kinja and her wily ways.' And I, for my part, took up my mobile device and screeched, 'EVEN NATIVE AMERICANS DON'T THINK THE NAME IS OFFENSIVE!' and lo, the Angel Snyder smiled down on me, well pleased."

I think the biggest problem with moose is that they have poor eyesight.

"...he came out to give me a so called 'Leith massage,' which is essentially being bashed."

The way he fondles his own pom pom tho

You regularly tell people they're fat idiots, and you want to complain about people calling you a cunt and "other aspersions"?

Tomorrow's story: Car's owner found with huge spider attached to face.

The worst would be the realization that what you see is just the cast off skin. The spider is probably still in the car.

Cleopatra was actually of Greek descent, as were all of the Ptolemaic dynasty.