Sounds like she's the abuser here.

Good thing people can't get cable in repurposed refrigerator boxes or else somebody might have seen this.

In the time that you wrote this sentence, one of those 7 yr olds has killed 10 hookers in GTA

Yeah, it's literally unbelievable.

Just at a barebones physics level it's stupid.

Suction cups rely on creating an area of low pressure. This is done by pushing down (expelling air from the cup), and then when it reforms it's shape naturally, it creates a hard seal where the natural tendency of the suction cup to expand is offset by the pressure…

the old one is fine and I haven't cleaned it in two years

Hey Andrea, guess what? I hate all that pink washed Breast Cancer Awareness bullshit, I hate pink jerseys (not my biz if someone wants to wear one, they just bug me), I definitely hate YOU, but I LOVE FOOTBALL! So put that in your sexist, stereotyping, smug-ass pipe and smoke it! Guess what else, dummy? They only do…

Don't go see it. Problem solved.

Jezebel in a nutshell.

I gotta say, despite Conan self-deprecating himself and thinking he's a 'clueless gamer', his perspective is very refreshing and absolutely hilarious. Sure, he isn't a gaming guru, but he does know a lot about what clicks and what doesn't from an entertainment point of view. I could watch a full let's play of Conan…

That's right, console peasants! PC Gaming Master Ra...

Do we really have to keep calling it the "PC Master Race?" I realize one person can't really change the whole deal, but I kind of loathe using terms with "Master Race" in them, for obvious reasons. What's a decent alternative? Something that doesn't conjure up images of Nazis would be nice.

She's so cool that we will forgive her for shilling "My Super Sweet 16".

Holy shit, a completion in Oakland.

I think there should be a Project Starfish where everyone takes a photo of their asshole and sends it in - assholes are the only thing, probably, that we all have in common and people wont complain about there not being enough brown skin.

But you can infer "dumbfuck" without any words at all.

something something cavity search. This isn't my best work. I guess I'm at a floss for words.

I've had this for 3 months now. It actually made me slow down significantly... For about 2 months. Then I got kind of tired of driving 69Mph on the highway.
Still, I like having the crash alert. I really wish it was capable of tracking and reading the make-specific OBD codes. In particular, I'd like to know which tire…

Men's Rights Activism is one of those things that sounds reasonable in theory and is a complete fucking disaster in practice, kind of like Communism. In theory sure, someone should probably keep an eye out for every group, including this one particular group that has been in charge of pretty much everything for the…

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