So it sounds like you regret a lot of what you wrote, but I don't see that you've gone so far as to actually apologize. More of a "Well, we all got it wrong, so no one is to blame!" When - in reality - not quite everyone got it wrong, and being part of the herd doesn't really release you from culpability.

Behold the sweet vista of mobile homes and an Interstate in the middle distance. Life is an idyll.

Newsflash, you evidently don't have anything between your legs. Maybe you don't precisely exactly perfectly know what it's like, so fuck the fuck off until you do.

He has balls. It's uncomfortable to squish them. He's also probably bigger than you are. Get. over. it. already. How seriously would you take a man if he told you to fucking suck it up, your PMS isn't that bad? Or make some other comment about your body, despite his essential biologically determined ignorance of what…

If only SWTOR was as good as this video. Of course, I haven't played SWTOR in like a year but still pay for my sub out of stupid nostalgia and the sense that someday I might go back.

Am I missing something or are the people in the second video not at all Russian?

Could be, but it's hard to peg the cost of the repairs. Some of those repairs might be pretty cheap, or something the owner will do his or herself without generating an invoice to prove cost.

Or sue them, presumably, in small claims for repair costs if nothing else.

Hmm. Beats reading the gospel like the gospel, though.

As a non-Texan, I pity your Texan-ness.

A viola is a string instrument.

Is that Chuck Norris

The game featured in the opening image is so familiar, I know I should know it, but I can't dredge up the name. What is it?

Ha, my state (Vermont) is tied for the lowest PornHub usage in the U.S. I wonder what that means.

"The fonts are not identical" is irrelevant. There's a thing, trademark law, and it's somewhat complicated but not incredibly so.

If they were doing what you say (capitalizing on the name recognition etc.), then it is certainly illegal. And it wouldn't be too tough to prove - a lawsuit would naturally include extensive discovery, including all the internal related e-mails of ASOS and Workshop. It's a fair shot there is a reference in there to…

In other words, you hate trademark law and believe no one should be able to use a brand name (and not have someone steal it) unless they make up an entirely new word. Interesting position, well thought out.

No sign of braking. Looks like he was being an asshole and driving down the median, and karma caught up.

Stopped reading at the snarky "No Degree Required job" jabs. I wonder what sort of advanced education is required to write for a fucking blog.

It makes total sense to you that non-white people are enticed to buy products modeled by non-white people, but it's completely incredible that the same might be true for white consumers?