I believe the logic behind the story is "Pro Gamers can now be included under the same Visas as Pro Athletes". Not "Pro Gamers are now considered Pro Athletes"

If they would have gotten this guy to make the advertisement, I would have switched to a strict Ruffles only diet.

That's like Panzer Dragon money!

Dang - my article explaining how Ein from Beebop was actually the bear from Brave was almost done.

Jay Leno: Hero of the Jalopnik page, scourge of the Kotaku.

Let's talk about biggest discrepancy between marketing and the actual game; my vote:

Shane, love your work, but every time I see your picture all I can hear is "Crockett, get to boat!!"

Full on supporter. I would need it in white as well so i don't stain it every time I walk by and see it.

I was totally with you until you brought Nickleback into it.