...and you would never see it or hear it doing it either.

Would it cut cake better than the MacBook Air?

Cutting-edge.

Some how the line "I got high in the walk in" should have been in a Dylan song.

That seems ridiculous. Surely the viewers with the most visits would be the ones who are most valuable. This appears to be more of that Wall Street bullshit.

What does "unique viewer" mean, exactly?

You just need some sexual healing.

Natural fact is,
I can't pay, my taxes.

*Sigh*. I share your frustration. I had somebody call me a nihilist today because I didn't like something they liked. I'm pointing the finger at New Kinja.

Of course I read it, dolt. What part of "low cost" don't you understand?

You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

Thanks a million!

Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

What's going on?

Aaron, sorry. I hate the new Kinja.

Wrong city, but nice image.

Sure, they tapped the water reserves to put out the fire...