" the most powerful (if also the most expensive) set-top box out there."

Completely wrong.

Indeed. He sounded human at first.

Meh, just a butthurt fan.

A day late and a dollar short?

???

Are you TRYING to be dense? It is PURE ENERGY.

So who else thought of a "sword" of pure energy before he did? I've read sci-fi/fantasy for 50 years and don't recall one off-hand.

Except that the variable sword was not pure energy.

Except that a variable-sword was a wire wrapped in a stasis field, a lightsaber is pure energy.

I always thought it was a metaphor...

"Herb"

If it costs the same as a G-Shock, sure.

Google it, I know it already.

Messin' wit ya, I'm going on 90 right now.

Speaking of real old, how are you?

Tell 'em I'm busy.

Is that old lace?