Didn't mean to offend hue.

Green with envy?

I red this and now I'm blue.

Second time you've fucked with me, done with you.

My rig probably wouldn't run it...

Nope, making a joke.

Don't nitpick.

My favorite also.

Just messin' with ya, hoss.

Is a lower-case "i" proper grammar?

Dismissed, troll. Give it up.

Not mine, I live in Dallas.

True.

Yeah, the T is the only thing making that place even barely survivable.

Boston is the most corrupt city I've ever lived in.

LOL.

IKR?

Yeah, I don't think so.

"Sometimes, when we are lying in bed—after the giggles subside and our hands finally give it a rest"