I'm think the Borg. He has been assimilated and just can't understand why "the gays" and everyone else who doesn't want to swim with God in Grits, can't get with it and assimilate too

Well I love swearing, drinking and being Gay (not so much on opera and show tunes) all at once so I guess that leaves me on the out and OUT.

I've seen Doctor Who aliens who act like more believable humans than Mike Huckabee.

I drink alcohol, I LOVE using profanity, and I attend the opera (sometimes all at once). I do not want to be Huckabee's friend.

So Marshawn gets threatened with a $500k fine for wearing a hat, and the NFL gives only twice that to support abuse hotlines in each of the 50 states. Pretty fucking disgusting.

You do realize the idea that some people don't deserve a fair trial is a common first step on the long, horrible path toward genocide?

It depends how long it took for them to find her. Breathing doesn't necessarily mean she is okay :(.

My sister's OBGYN told her very early on in pregnancy that she was welcome to set up her shots so certain ones are not all at once, but if she had any interest in not having her baby vaccinated at all, she would have to seek another doctor because he could not in good conscience be part of that. She didn't need him to…

I used to roll my eyes at experts like this and assholes who believed them. Then I had my son. And now I see life only through his eyes, and the idea that people (and innocent children of these oxygen wasters) are now serving as vehicles for extinct diseases that could harm him purely because he's too young to get…

Exactly. I have to think that the sets "heterosexual men who're eager to perpetuate sexual violence against women" and "heterosexual men who are willing to try to convincingly dress as a woman in public" have a vanishingly small Venn diagram overlap. This is only a real threat in Lifetime Movieland.

WHERE'S MY DIVACUP

yes please

What is next?

This is the most brilliant thing I've read all year.

People want cake to reflect their values.

you know, the bible has its problems, but i know for a fact that nowhere does it say "god hates gays," nor are there any pictures of two dudes holding hands with an x over them.

At this point, and after she trashed McCain's chances (I don't think his credibility has ever recovered) she has no chance in hell of getting the Republican nomination, but her stink will linger over their party and probably upset some of her lunatic fan base.

Oh please let this happen. And let her win the nomination. The idea of her debating Hillary has SO MUCH comedic potential. I'm giggling just thinking about it.