I own a few firearms, and am a semi-frequent shooter (because owning a gun but not being profiecient with it is almost as irresponsible as not securing them), and I gotta tell you that this is all some fucking bullshit. There’s no legitimate, non-criminal reason to own a sound suppressor. If you want to protect your…

If only there was a way to film those turkeys so they’d all fit in the shot at the same time instead of panning back and forth... Shame.

Yo Playstation, could you chill for a moment? I just built a gaming PC and then Nioh comes out and now this?

This isn’t an infrastructure issue. It’s an unexpected amount of water issue. Even when the dam was brand new it wouldn’t be able to handle this.

Man, it would suck if we had an aging infrastructure increasingly more hard- pressed to handle the stress of more severe and frequent extreme weather events caused by a changing climate if that was a thing and not just a librul myth. Luckily, Dear Leader Drumpf and the One Percenter People’s Party assure me that we…

What’s even more bizarre about this is that Fredrick Douglass is one of like, 6 black people who you learn about in public school (along with Harriet Tubman, Rosa Parks, MLK, Chrispus Attucks and Dred Scott). Most 8th graders could probably tell you that Douglass isn’t exactly a contemporary figure.

I am, to a large extent, an environmentalist. I believe in it, but it’s out of control

I think everything Donald does is driven by a surface hatred of Obama, and a much deeper desperate need to be Obama.

So much for the party of state’s rights and small government! I hate these people so much. I’m so scared of the next four years. I have no idea how/if we’re going to make it.

How quickly you you all forget about Alaska. I mean, we could host some really killer gulags up here.

I’ve been saying happy holidays forever, because it covers the entire spectrum of holidays, including New Years. People need to get the fuck over themselves.

That poor tree. Killed to make about the ugliest Christmas Tree ever.

He doesn’t just lack intellectual curiosity, he’s fucking lazy and unwilling to do any part of the job that he finds boring. He could literally get someone to read his daily briefings to him in their entirety, but he won’t even do that.

Part of being smart is knowing what you don’t know. He has no intellectual curiousity, none.

It’s a mark of intelligence to recognize what you don’t know and seek counsel and knowledge about it. Only stupid people think they know everything.

Hey President Dumbshit! Even smart people need to read to actually know things. Being smart doesn’t mean you just magically acquire knowledge. It just means that you’re capable of processing and understanding what you read!

And that’s the thing!