Doesn't necessarily mean that everywhere will be warmer. It means that there will be more extreme weather globally.

That'd be like saying the Titanic isn't sinking because you are at the opposite end that rose higher before it sunk.

Good thing the video is short. I was getting all frisky

"Polygons and broken dreams" is my new favorite videogame elitist phrase.

I'm going to make a theme song for the clock spider;

Not to mention municipalities that don't have the equipment or resources to deal with it, or drivers who don't own or how to use snow chains, and overpasses 50-100 feet in the air that turn into instant popsicles.

here is a list of the people that want to hear northerners talk about their experience in cold weather:

BMO did that in "BMO Lost" as well after getting his batteries wet. This is just a super cute sight gag for it.

There's no way the curvature of that wall is sharp enough for inertia to hold it, nor does that car have enough drag to be pulled to it strong enough to keep it on that wall. In theory, such a thing is certainly possible, but none of the physics are at all plausible here.

Ya, wtf Kotaku. I want regurgitated news, not original content. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!

Are you guys Autistic?

Eh, their mother would just die trying to save them from drowning in the water embankment they just drove into and then their puppet from their childhood their mother had made will send them on a magical adventure to stop an evil which trying to save their mother's soul.

Someone of my stature would very much like to know more.

You sure you want to?

Oh, someone of your stature on Kotaku definitely has more interesting things to read than my silly old thing.

I want to know more.

But... Maybe I want to read it :( don't tell me to search I'm currently without arms or legs.

I've already had my spotlight on Kotaku this year, so thanks, but no thanks. I'm not nearly that egotistical, I was just making a joke!

I'm giving you a free pass for a shameless self plug, it'll expire in 3 hours, use it wisely.

I made like 40 pages of a comic using a videogame, where is my name?

Join the club. Let's go play some video games to get our minds off this shit. I'm dudemanbestbro1 on Xbox Live.