I'm going to make a theme song for the clock spider;

BMO did that in "BMO Lost" as well after getting his batteries wet. This is just a super cute sight gag for it.

There's no way the curvature of that wall is sharp enough for inertia to hold it, nor does that car have enough drag to be pulled to it strong enough to keep it on that wall. In theory, such a thing is certainly possible, but none of the physics are at all plausible here.

Ya, wtf Kotaku. I want regurgitated news, not original content. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!

Are you guys Autistic?

Eh, their mother would just die trying to save them from drowning in the water embankment they just drove into and then their puppet from their childhood their mother had made will send them on a magical adventure to stop an evil which trying to save their mother's soul.

He. Is. Mine.

I'd be very happy if you did. Six years of experience behind that series, my very last one.

Ooooh I love HL2 comics.

Well, okay, but I warned you. It's The Adventures of Hercule Cubbage. Really not a big deal, mind you, although I owe Kotaku some short-lived attention I got in April.

Now I'm feeling like an unintentional attention whore... it's The Adventures of Hercule Cubbage. I'm currently finishing up my finals and working on the upcoming fourth chapter. It's nothing special, really.

Someone of my stature would very much like to know more.

You sure you want to?

Oh, someone of your stature on Kotaku definitely has more interesting things to read than my silly old thing.

I want to know more.

But... Maybe I want to read it :( don't tell me to search I'm currently without arms or legs.

I've already had my spotlight on Kotaku this year, so thanks, but no thanks. I'm not nearly that egotistical, I was just making a joke!

I'm giving you a free pass for a shameless self plug, it'll expire in 3 hours, use it wisely.

I made like 40 pages of a comic using a videogame, where is my name?

Join the club. Let's go play some video games to get our minds off this shit. I'm dudemanbestbro1 on Xbox Live.