Pretty much any of the messages from Demon's Souls would be appropriate:

Please try not to conflate issues. Sexuality has nothing to do with why this is an insult to gaming. My statement doesn't imply that these are connected; they are, in fact, part of a parallel listing. This means that they are not themselves connected: their relationship is merely that they are all affected in…

@GROOVERAIDER: Serena is attractive. Rileah's ass is attractive. I can't say anything about her face because it was obscured by those blinders they hand out to glaucoma patients at the eye doctor's.

@Interstella5555: You really have to sit up and listen when someone whose handle references a movie like Interstella 5555 calls a video "weird."

@Chrysolite: They aren't that naive. There really isn't very much crime at all in Japan.

@Odin: Actually, in Japan children enjoy a surprising degree of freedom from their parents. From very young ages they go to the market by themselves (yes, running errands even), they are allowed to move independently in 'dangerous' places like train stations. A three-year-old going to the bathroom by herself in a…

Nice car.

Just the knowledge that this exists somewhere in the world is going to keep me up nights.

This would drive me to full blown OCD in less than a week.

Or shaving cream! Thanks chronubis.

*finally* someone capitalizes on that stupid whip-cream sequel teaser from the movie.

Some of the selections, especially for the "Next Generation" era, are downright bizarre. And the genre placements are sometimes nothing short of schizophrenic.

Those are not things that can be done every day on a routine, regular basis. Thanks for the suggestions, but I think i'll stick to buttoning shirts for now :P

Besides, you should thank us for helping you exercise your left brains a bit. And what does a little ambidexterity hurt?

Yeah, looking at the old layout, I realize that the new layout feels, in a word, claustrophobic.

I would lose hours and hours just turning them on and off, exulting in a sort of frantic, quiet glee.

Here's the item page where you can actually buy it. Apparently the supplies are pretty limited. Looks like you also have to go to Yuu Kobayashi's event at a Fractale exhibition to pick it up... so if you really want this (like I do), you'll have to be in Japan by the 19th to pick it up (like I won't be).

So GLADOS is capable of love, even though she's Evil... because she's a bitch? That's an interesting argument, sir.

Ah! I wonder, did you learn the proper usage of 'disorientating' from reading Joseph Heller, as I did?

I like to test the acceptable entries for age gates. Will it accept 01 01 0001? They usually don't support BCE dates though :(