Put that damn cow tongue away.

Agreed. I watched it and got maybe one laugh out of the whole thing. What a piece of crap.

Newsflash for you. That girl you tormented does NOT really enjoy your company. She puts up with you, but she really wishes you would just go away.

Words can't express the pain I experienced as a fat little girl.

I guarantee your flab hangs over. The seats aren't big enough for anybody. Plus, you probably didn't shower before you got onboard. You should pay a fee for that as well.

Is she a shelter/rescue dog like Bo?

Roker's father, on his deathbed, belittled Roker about his weight. Dying words from his own father steeped him in shame about who he was/is.

Youbetcha! Proud to be from MN today!

Hate to agree but..there it is.

Shitkings.

The brain does such interesting and strange things during grief.

You are kind. Thanks very much.

How about the one I had last night? In real life, my beloved friend was murdered in Minneapolis last month. Stabbed to death in the upper chest with a scissors. He died in the hallway of his apartment, screaming for someone to help him.

I was secretly hoping the baby has disproportionately HUGE shoulders. Ouch.

I detest Diet Coke. Just the smell of it makes me sick. But Zero...I'm slowly coming around to liking.

Exactly. I gave up my one can of Coke a day for Perrier in the plastic bottle. The size of the bubbles is the closest to Coke and I love it.

Judging by your completely unhinged rantings, I doubt you have done much laughing in your life at all. Sucks for you that you are enraged over your adoption, but it has no impact on my beautifully happy family. You are inconsequential in the scheme of things. You can try and type away your rage on an internet…

Like I said before...you have horrible unresolved issues regarding your own birth story. That sucks for you. And it shows in every single word you write about a subject you obviously know nothing about, beyond your own rage.

I'm coming around again on you. In my many years inside the adoption community, I have come across some pretty sick anti-adoption dopes and you...are pretty weak and mild.

Your use of the offensive and antiquated term "natural mother" proves otherwise.