I just left a 5 year gig at Aero (cushy corporate side). The tiered liability thing is a tank top that is dyed in such a way that there are like big stripes of horizontal color as you go up the shirt. I hate that I know what everything on those receipts is.
Note: I have nothing to do with these receipts, but I think…

I don’t see hideous polo anywhere so you can probably scratch Drew off as a suspect.

This is my favorite thing in sports.

As if being an Arsenal fan wasn’t already embarrassing enough.

If you’re attending at Toronto FC match, the joke’s always on you.

They’re waiting until Summerslam or Mania to really pull the trigger on it. I think what we’ll see at Payback is Ambrose and Reigns have some friction that allows Rollins to retain. Also possible this happens at MITB.

It’s hoping Charlie Brown brings his kite the next time he’s scheduled to pitch.

In some respects, the WWE is like any other show on television. Great booking (writing) gets everyone excited. Terrible bookings can still lead to a great match (output).

Wait a sec - Was that Sami Zayn injury real? I thought it was scripted and they were using it as the “oh man if he WASN’T hurt what could he do to Cena?!?!” angle. Then, by having Cena react the way he did giving Sami time to recover made him look like the great face of the WWE he is supposed to be and the fans would…

Well, there goes my whole “Simmons to Deadspin” wish.

“Two hands boy! If God wanted you to catch with one hand he wouldn’t have given you two!”

The Bjorn Ultimatum

Huh, I was just gonna say that Gabe Kaplan looks great.

Thompson and Simmons were fellow Page 2 columnists for the first few years BS was at ESPN.

Whoa. How many pages is that? Can I get it on a podcast at least? Is there a mailbag? Oh, I see....I really don’t have that kind of time.

Adam Morrison looks awful.

What was wrong with Blatt's first play?