"Sorry, I thought you were black."

Not too soon. he has to wait for the league to tell him what that rebuttal is.

This is great reporting, but we won't know how incompetent Buckley truly is until the Jets hire him as their next GM.

Think that's bad? You should see him get down at a Better Than Ezra concert.

We have to stop criminalizing teenage dumbassness. Teens will always be stupid. That's what being a teenager is for.

still better and less shady than Uber

Some of those perpetually shitfaced 20-somethings you reference are alcoholics.

My parents would have wanted to send me to counseling for my alcohol intake when I was 20 if A.) the news reported how often I got drunk (a lot) and B.) they could afford it.

Well, his parents thought he had enough of a problem to send him to counseling for alcohol. I don't think that's normal, even for a shitfaced 20-year-old.

I don't think he has a problem. He's in his young 20s and everyone his age is getting shitfaced all the time. His maturity comes into question, but labeling him an alcoholic because he likes to party like normal people his (my) age is a little absurd.

I'd suggest he enter a 12-step program, but he's already shown he's hopeless when it comes to going through progressions.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

I will play that combo game to death. Actually, after one game each of Ms PacMan and Centipede, I will just play Galaga until my fingers bleed and I hear that trumpeting sound of the double-ship even when the game is over.

I don't understand the difference.

But wait, does Matt Kalil still get credit for an own now that he has apologized?