I laughed really hard at this. 7+13+1 is 21. Switch them around and that's a 12. She was born on 12/13/1989.

I also see data.

You see a meaningless photo, I see data.

This meeting makes sense since the Knicks adopted "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" as their playoff anthem.

+10 count

And I thought his songs had bad hooks.

I always knew Floyd Mayweather beat women.

Definitely; it was just a matter of time before one or both of those clowns hurt a kid. It just happened to happen in the guy's gym class rather than on the practice field, or on the sidelines during a game. Your story made me think about all that again (its been a while since then). I "quit" too; more like I didn't…

Man, that last one is a nightmare. Thanks for the stories.

Drew is right about cans staying colder, but bottles fit in koozies and everything tastes at least 10x better out of glass than a metal can. The only reason for cans is so you can drink in places that don't allow glass bottles.

Time for my asshole coach story, but this one has a twist. I played defensive line as a freshman (actually I played it every year) but the line coach my Freshman year was an asshole. In our first game of the season I recorded a QB knock down. Just missed on getting a sack because the QB got rid of the ball for an…

Fun tl;dr story about the doghouse that nobody is asking for either, just like that other guy with the fun story about soccer doghouses.

Junior year of high school I'm on the varsity soccer team. There are plenty of seniors in the starting eleven, and maybe 4 or 5 spots for anyone else good enough to take one. I had…

I can't bring myself to read up on the entirety of this #gamergate story, mostly because I don't give a shit.

Anita has been accused of faking these threats and not actually making police reports before. The actual people who accused her of it found out themselves that not only was she telling the truth, she was also dealing with the FBI.

Don't blame the victim.

lol at drew pretending to listen to r&b or have a soul

The cool thing is, this also works as a Phish setlist.

For what it's worth, Tommy Craggs and I violently disagree with any kind of anti-country opinions.

Rock first and country last. SO EDGY.