We've been deluged with silly press releases today, but we've ignored most of them because they've elicited a tight…
We've been deluged with silly press releases today, but we've ignored most of them because they've elicited a tight…
No, Hank the dog did not bite one of the Milwaukee Brewers sausage racers on the dick, but we really wish he had.…
Over on Swimmingly, Molly Fitzpatrick reached out to every MLB team and figured out how much it costs to publicly…
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Thirty years ago, a war raged between the dorks who played Dungeons & Dragons, and the conservative parent groups…
Bill Belichick is taciturn, curmudgeonly, ruthless, secretive, quite possibly evil, and we're going to miss him so…
The Flyers center saw his second-period shot rim out last night. "I couldn't believe it," Lecavalier said. "I don't…
The National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics held its inaugural dunk contest Saturday and Taylor Inman of…
Time is a flat circle, Tim.
Nuggets mascot Rocky (last seen here unconscious) and Dikembe Mutombo (last seen here caught up in a gold scheme)…
Hank the dog stays winning like no dog before him. Over the weekend, Hank arrived at his new permanent home in…
Watch 30 for 30's "The Band that Wouldn't Die" and see how much of a drinker his dad was when he was moving the Colts out of Baltimore.
What we have here is MSG hockey guru and table hockey expert Stan Fischler attempting to make good on a promise that…
Oh please, watch me play the world's smallest violin.
Steve Smith is not the most measured man even in the happiest of times. So after being cut by Carolina after 13…
As expected, the Panthers announced the release of veteran wide receiver Steve Smith this afternoon. (Presumably…
Mr. Met joined Twitter today. He was immediately bullied by MLB's horniest mascot, the Royals' Sluggerrr.
Let's be honest, 70% of Congress could fold tomorrow + nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in passed legislation.
Carolina Hurricanes prospect Sergey Tolchinsky is, at least for the time being, playing in the Ontario Hockey…
I live in Massachusetts, which is a proud but anxious state with liberal policies regarding who can get married or ca…