I need that Z...

That sounds like the title to an existential, spoken word poem that takes place in Mexico.

My Fiesta honks at me if I walk away and shut the door.

My current car is my first with a proximity key and you cannot even put the car in gear without the key being in the car. It will run for 10 mins without it in the car so you can still warm it.

“Judge, I submit that I brought the wrong tools to crack the bank vault. I don’t know what I was thinking. A hammer and chisel? Really? Really?? Anyhow, you can see I’m completely innocent of all crimes, so I’ll just be on my way.”

It’s hard enough just to find a picture of a stock one, let alone find out out in the wild.

I hope this doesnt mean hes not sending my money.

This may be the only time Trump finds a wall...

Every 4x4 should be offered with a base trail ready trim:

Trump is 70 and can only burble in English, totally deserved.

don’t forget the Dragry:

I expected the record would be held by the X5 LeMans, but it turns out BMW electronically limited it to 193mph.

Well no, it is still technically theft because someone took property that wasn’t theirs, and the perpetrator should still be held responsible because you know...that had a choice to not take someone else’s car, but yeah you are dumb if someone takes your car with the keys in it.

My firm thinks suction cup car bows are some from of weapon #bringbackmagnets

“But until the warranty expires, I’ll have lots of fun with this car.”

It’ll still be fun after the warranty runs out. Just a more scary type of fun.

Just read the R&T article and take back my Evora comment. Sounds like it performed great and poor tires were most likely the skidpad culprit.

Due to weather conditions, the pilot wanted to abort the landing, but Pence was extremely opposed to it.

Sporty? It is.

Considering Mercedes’ obsession with comparing new models to those of the good ‘ol days, I’d be shocked if you don’t see a picture of the X-Class parked next to one of these during the promo tour.