I’ve never considered the number shown to be an actual burn. The manuals for fitness watches tell you that it’s an approximation.

Even facetiously, “there’s nothing worse than a tangled cable” is absurd when you’re comparing it to the dying device that depends on the tangled cable “in your pocket”. I don’t know a lot of people carrying a charging cable about in their pockets without the requisite charger, which, along with the phone, wallet, and…

I dunno, there people who were, like me, gifted subscription cards by my wife and/or brother and have our subscriptions out to 2023/24 just because that’s a pretty safe gift idea. If I actually GAF about the new tiers for PS+, I’d be screwed, and wouldn’t appreciate the troll. 

I didn’t stock up to take advantage. I…

If your carry on has wheels put it in the overhead bins VERTICALLY, wheels back. They say it a dozen times and EVERY SINGLE FLIGHT I’ve boarded has dozens of dipshits just throwing their crap up in the bins and attendants shuffling everyone’s luggage around so that there’s room.

Is this difficult? Or are people just…

I have had companies ask to run my credit to validate my income. I just told them to go to hell

Well, in that area the Badlands are a phenomenal way to spend a day or three. Devils Tower is a great spot for a few hours with some nice hikes in the are

I used to have Anthem and their discounted watches were a pretty decent deal most of the time. Towards the end of a product run I saw the Garmin Fenix 5's go for about half off, long before the major retails cut prices as much.  Got my 6 for ~$250 off when they were relatively new, IIRC.

Odd problem to have if you’re using 70/30 (too firm). You can probably lose the egg as you don’t need as much binder if it’s squished down. Or you’re plain just overcooking them. If your burgers really shrink down (and they will fair bit) then you probably cooked them too slow as the fat rends out of the burger. Fast…

100% waste of time. You can find everything there at any other mall (including burned out anchor stores and 500 Sunglass Huts).

Been to Rushmore a few times. It’s... a waste of time. Same with Crazy Horse. That is of the weather even permits you to see them, otherwise it’s just a nature walk that your on the road for a day to see.

If burnt fat-bomb burgers are your thing, then most of the above applies. And, as a bonus, when you char the crap out of a fatty burger and slather it in vegetable shortening, you can settle for some crappy quality meat. You’ll never notice the difference. I know many people who love this kind of burger, exclusivity.

I’ve seen goose fights. They’re surprisingly agile. You’d likely get nipped on the leg and a huge welt if not wearing jeans, or they’ll hang onto your clothes and keep trying while you stumble. A 12lb goose’s bill is like large pair of pliers chomping away.

I once watched my BiL and his wife go through a maddening process in order to pick a vehicle. The spreadsheets were massive with dozens of categories (front/rear seat comfort and steering wheel appearance, etc). All weighted to within a few decimal places. Each weight a heavily discussed compromise between the two,…

We’ve got a Dyson Animal Ball or whatever. That canister fills up in almost every room because of the animals... We’d be spending $100s/yr on bags if we had to buy bags for a vacuum. 

Having a buzz word vocabulary does not make you sound immature or young. It makes you sound stupid, idiotic, unqualified, like the dead weight you are, but I would certainly never categorize these dipshits as specifically “immature”.

After clearing out the basement, running the dehumidifier, and having the bug guys out once, I haven't seen another one!

NFTs are one of the biggest, most ludicrous jokes ever. To describe them as “vapor” is to do a mass injustice to vapor as it has a use.

Gawker gets a lot of crap wrong and obviously takes a lot of money to promote trash (or makes a LOT of bad decisions), but they’re getting their stance on NFT right.

Camel Crickets.. They’re weird AF, look like Zerglings. They were in the house when we moved in. The former owners basement was filled with boxes and and other junk. They had two large dehumidifiers going which, now that I’ve lived here many years, I suspect they only purchased when they put the house up for sale, as…

I’ve had red paper wasps get into my house a bunch of times. Usually I see them flying about and get them with the vacuum, but the first year in this house they were BAD. In the same week my kid and I stepped on them in the middle of the night. Him in the toe, me in the arch. F****RS...

My bride’s Uncle (nearly 400lbs) got upset because the wait staff wouldn’t serve him multiple meals, yelled at the wait staff, and made a scene. We had sat him down to explain that he wouldn't be allowed extra meals, and made him promise to be okay with it in order to get invited. And her parents reminded him of his…