If they allow it, just get the sashimi you like. Skip everything with imitation crab, too. You’re not there to eat fake crab (which is sorta the equivalent of SPAM in that it’s not generally made from crab meat at all). And, honestly, the rice isn’t that great, so why bother with it?

I have the slightly cheaper Nemo. I try to forget what it cost, because it's heavenly.

I have the slightly cheaper Nemo. I try to forget what it cost, because it's heavenly.

It’s like the Spanish Inquisition 

Aside from computer related stuff, these are the permanent fixtures at my office:
1. 3 Star Wars bobbleheads that I somehow acquired
2. Coffee
3. Water
4. Whiteboards
5. Half a box of tissues

I felt that acquisition. Their 312 was always a crowd pleaser.

I was sad when I found out WW had been acquired, but I dutifully stopped drinking it... I’ve never been exposed to Platform, either, but now it’s off the list.

We need Lego Tom Selleck now so he can annoy Lego Chandler 

I’ve seen this show (way too many) times.  A lot. But I cannot recall Joey ever wearing a bright red shirt like that. He usually wore jeans, too.  I still want it.

I’ve been up to the arrowhead in MN many times camping and whatnot. Can confirm.

My wife went on early leave because of doctor ordered bedrest. Her manager (female with kids) treated her vilely. On her return her manager demanded that she make up for lost time and immediately assigned her 12-14 hrs of work every day. Our kid wasn’t even home from the hospital yet. My wife wouldn’t bring it up to…

“These ones” and “those ones”.... Redundant pronouns!

This is why “food artists” are illegal in England. If it doesn’t look like the average product off the line, it’s false advertisement all the way.

Even if it DID look as good as the advertisement, I’d still just go to Taco Bell if I wanted a crappy taco on the cheap.

I can’t recall if it was AA or Delta.  But it was one of those.

If you don’t remember IMMEDIATELY after stepping out of the gate. Forget it. As soon as the next load gets on the airline DGAF about your lost whatever. They’ll never find it. What’s more, is it’s probably been claimed by another passenger. Your phone, laptop, wallet? All gone. Forever. Don’t even bother.

All ketchup and no mustard makes hot dogs a dull meal...

If true, I’ll get some $’s back. It was absurd paying that much to repair my joy con.

I have already had to send in my L joycon for repairs due to some massive drift. Any game I played the character would walk forward steadily even though there was nothing physically wrong with the joy stick. This was after 14 months of ownership, so Nintendo gladly charged me $40 to fix the damned thing. Which is the…

True story. I didn’t pick it up at first, but a friend leant me his copy for a long business trip and I was hooked.

No joke. Years ago a neighbor threw his old couch on the curb and put “FREE” on it. Covered it with a tarp so it wouldn’t get gross. A week later it was still there.

He replaced the sign with “$50".  It disappeared that night.

Just an FYI, your coolant system is pressurized to about 15psi under NORMAL conditions.  The hotter it gets, the higher the pressure.  So even if the car has been running for 10 minutes and you open the cap, it’s going to fly outta there.