Cream cheese. Crackers. Pepper jelly.

I imagine it’s the meal closest to the noontide of a day. But I won’t judge or begrudge anyone for eating ‘breakfast’ food for lunch. Because that’s a smart move.

Awesome. We took the family to a German restaurant for brunch (buffet) a while back. My 7 year old wanted nothing but french toast with syrup. I more or less had to force him to eat bacon and some potatoes to try to get something else in there. Then, when he’s done, “Dad, can we have some cake for dessert?” “You just a…

Oh, totally. You should expect that people are going to do that. The point is that no one should have to. Do it right the first time and save everyone time.

Just, please, don’t be the d-bag that puts their luggage in the overhead storage in all of the wrong ways like a bloody moron...

Generally up around 0430-0445 to work out and eat a light breakfast around 0700. I’m damned hungry by 1100. And that’s when I go foraging for kefta and falafel, burritos, etc.

I literally just ran into this. A recruiter convinced me to interview for a position based on my applicable work history. I told the recruiter that I had zero of the <skill x> that the company needed, and they were likely to pass without it. Well, they wanted to see me anyways. And, despite rocking the interview in…

Here are some VERY SIMPLE things you can do with chicken breast. Which I know full well is relatively bland, and I eat all the time.  Like below. Because I’m lazy.  And it turns out very good.

I always just look at what my tracker says I should have burned and figure it’s probably closer to 70% of that.

I have been using active noise cancelling headphones (currently Sony 1000xm2) for YEARS because of the asinine “open office” environments. It’s not enough to make me go job hunting, but it sure as shit is on my list of reasons to be comfortable leaving a position behind without remorse.

Uh... If you hadn’t figured this out the first couple of times you tried to put sheets on a bed solo, perhaps you really don’t deserve to know about this “hack”.

LOL, fair enough. “Cowin”

LOL, good catch!

I had a company send me a pair of nose cancelling headphones that are very commonly featured on this site. I actually bought the first pair on my own before they were featured. They were crap, and even at a low price point I reviewed them as basically “just buy good over there ear headphones and you’ll be better off”.…

I say the same thing about Patron. 

I love a proper añejo for sipping. Or shooting. Never needed or wanted a lime with Don Julio. 

These. In front of an area church... Ugh...

My 2 year old has been screaming at Google to get it to do things since he heard us turn on the Christmas Tree 

Until the kid’s first words are “Hey Google, turn the light on”

Yeah. Also, you don’t have to talk like you’re a robot.