AtomikSnowman
AtomicSnowman
AtomikSnowman

I have to play Catan with my in laws all the time. And what I’ve learned is that I’ve got a much higher win ratio by choosing a start position that hoards bricks or stone, even if it’s the worst idea in the world for me. Everyone trades with you and nobody wants to block you because you cornered the market.

The Gamecube controller is still my favorite. It’s a pleasure to hold and use. While I don’t own a Wii U or Switch, I’m glad that my controllers might see some use on current gen stuff again.

I use the app with little to no exceptions. Why? Because I don’t want to have to talk about my morning with the baristas. I order 10 minutes ahead, and I walk in, grab my drink, add cinnamon if there is any, and leave.

Had to look up that term. I was a kid for that ad campaign, just have no recollection.

My bad for not spelling it out, but if I was up with the baby at all, I’m probably not awake. Don’t be a dick.

Morning sex checklist:

Put lid on pot. Come turn it down when lid is rattling around and making noise. Geeze

Reactions = Repetition

I put all the non-soggy stuff in one plastic container. All the bread at the bottom, meat on top if it’s dried, and mustard on the meat, and cheese on top.

I know 2 true celiacs, and about a dozen fakers. I know exactly what you mean. The celiacs had a hard time about it back in the early 2000's, but then when we started coming up with fun ways to make sure we all partook in part of their diet out of solidarity, well, the fakers came along. I was genuinely happy to make

Honestly sounds like a bit of a nightmare. At least you get an office...

Perhaps the lipstick is ALSO from the jelly donut??

“Hey hey! It’s Mixeddrinks, and an ten pound sack of non-GMO RICE!!! Fridays are the BEST!!!”

What is... shaving...?

I feel your pain. Being overweight and dancing with full blown type 2 myself, I’m getting damned tired of people “just being nice” by offering me treats near the break rooms and conference rooms. And where I live, turning down a small gift like that is apparently considered a faux pas unless you outline all the

All extensions used on a regular basis. Whew!

This. All day long. I’ve walked by that damned jar every time I’ve gotten up from my desk. I stare down that jar sometimes. I stare that mutherf****er down, but I don’t give in... Everyone else, though...

Giant damned bowl of never-ending candy sits not 3m from my desk. All day, every day, I watch people pendulum from desk to jar, every step lands directly on their pancreas.

No, I do not want to come to your dry party for kids.

Yeah, it’s definitely SOME parents. Others aren’t so bad.