It sure does. V model only

I saw the first picture and I thought "who the hell is charging 99K for a Pontiac Fauxrarri???" I am now ashamed.

If only those greedy bastards at UHaul would provide some instructions, where they could be clearly seen by any sentient being whose butt is in the driver's seat of the vehicle towing that trailer. Maybe a warning of some type or a speed limit; instead they only post this hieroglyphic which no living human could ever…

The cost of developing then tooling for an I6 engine when there is nothing like that currently in production would be prohibitive, to say the least.

Cannons?

If they smoke crack one day and decide to make it a diesel-hybrid, I pray to god they call it the "Dune-Pluggy"

Parking lot shenanigans don't count.

"if the price is right, the Genesis can be America's Škoda Superb"

The Genesis is aiming at the 5-series and E-class not those entry level cars. I see where you are coming from though...but it's not really for people who want to buy an A4 or really who want to get a cheaper E-class. It's for the people who would like a 5-series but don't have the cash and would consider an Acura TL…

"minimal drag so as not to affect your gas mileage"

This device MUST produce less energy than the drag caused by pushing it through the air. Energy can neither be created nor destroyed. This might be a nice thing to put on your car while parked on a windy day - assuming it can track the wind.

I'm really hoping that the title is a joke and that you realize that perpetual motion machines are physically impossible.

To be honest, I have no idea why someone actually built this thing. It might be good for powering on-board electronics; but that's why cars have alternators. It's not even really one of those…

"Ah, fuck this. I'm going to become a washing machine or something"

You're right. It's not a sports car. It's a supercar.

Decent nomination, but I think most people would go with the left one though.

Wrong picture for the original 911... this is correct: