Aaron Foley.
Dude... Do you even know how to Jalopnik? Because this isn't it...
Perhaps try a career in something else.

I'm pretty certain Lance was a phenomenal cyclist with or without steroids. I could take anabolics until my liver detonates and testes fall off and I still couldn't ride the TdF.

At least this one is good looking. At least more so than that Le Baron

And people wonder why the divorce rate is so high.

Subaru, I'ma let you finish, but Mercedes had the best All Wheel Drive Snow ad of ALL TIME

If it were an Aztec you would vote Nice Price.

Until you remember it's a PT Cruiser, which automatically makes it a CP.

Z4 Coupé... At least his neighbor has taste.

Because it would be a smart move. What's the name Chrysler really worth anymore now that it's not an American company?

How un-Jalop of you.

sigh

Best rebuttal to my comment yet.

He looks to be snowshoeing, actually. Good thing he has that cute service dog there in case of difficulty. Thinking ahead, he even packed a spare dog for the journey, which is excellent preparation.

Did he stage a fake accident? No.

Did he mock Schumie's condition? No.

Was he insensitive? No.

Hey media, why don't you go do something fucking useful for once in your miserable lives? Save baby whales, feed the homeless, reflect on how bad your jobs are that you look for useless crap like this and shame on the public…

Neat concept car has lame transmission.

Cowl-induction hood adds 20 hp!

I don't creep ahead, since i'm not retarded.

All you people seem to forget that Windows has their own mobile operating system which, I believe, wipes the floor entirely with both Android and iOS.

Talk about simple, intuitive and user-friendly?