someone overlay these together and let's get to the comparo!

The funniest thing I've seen! I think the rally car is just a hare faster than the rabbit.

When people ask me why do I want to get rich..

It is because of these reasons, reasons I can help people before thinking about myself. I wish them the best luck!!

I have to say I'm not impressed with how they fit him in the car. Considering how easily sprint cars can get upside down by themselves, having the crown of his helmet sticking through the rollcage is a problem. To me at least.

So if the EMTs get a call during lunch, you want them to drive back to the fire station in their non-ambulance in order to drive the ambulance to the 911 call?

"...they're buying equipment to use against the public."

No, against suspected criminals in which a need to deploy a SWAT team has been determined. That case serves the public interest

That's why what MN is trying to do is pretty cool. They're kind of defining the culture, and forcing people to zipper in late. This way, nobody feels like they're being "cheated" by the late mergers - and there's little jockeying going on. I wish that more states would do this and try to enact a better, more…

That's an engine fire, not a fire engine. You beat me to this joke!

Or

A pink fire engine named Jessica.

Only 3hp, no hose, poor handling. Weak.

Damn girl, are you a fiberglass reinforced chassis, because I'd like to put my penis inside you.

"All you have to do sell your before too many digits turn to zero again?"

Rear taillights don't wrap around enough.

Actually Socrates and the Greeks only stated it in the negative form: Do not do to others what you would not want done to you.

I've also never heard of this convention, not that I don't like it. I wouldn't ever know someone was communicating any sort of thanks though.

In America, we don't let logic or reality get in the way of a good joke. ;)

Wait no Kinja on this list?

Yet another reason manual transmissions are better.