Patrick Swayze is John Martson.

Still better than the Gas Pumping degree from South Carolina

It more enjoyable news - I will be making the trek from Charlotte to Flushing Meadows and back in the same day tomorrow.

If you compare Him to a horse, I will find you and I will cut you.

@ThaHellYouWant: But then you'll miss the "Lady Gaga Smooshed By Runaway Ice Cream Truck" post

@yoagner: Don't even tease like that.

@yoagner: Don't even tease like that.

@actn: Or Lady

I'm not what you would consider a "Risk Expert" but I am skilled in the board game.

@Batman: Pfft! Like a reasonable answer is going to change my feelings on the subject.

So you can port your Shepard, but not your grey warden?

Kim Jong Il is prepping his robobeats as we speak.

@FriarNurgle: One isthmus, under God, indivisible

@RonZookonRedBull: Boom-shaka-laka!

As a self-aggrandizing asshat, he couldn't have picked a better setting than Greenwich, CT.

This is a Disaster?!

First - a hat tip to Methossa. Well said.

Apparently what gingers lack in skin pigmentation, they more than make up for in beard power.

You Enjoy Herself

My motherboard was built when Clinton was President.