Are you fucking serious?

They need time to find The Drugs in the Mexican’s car.

“but it sure seems like the other driver was speeding.”

you know you put more effort into editing your posts than the authors do, right? 

They say they’re elite, you know, do you ever hear this?

Seeing creatures called mobs brings me back to the likely origin of that word, as it pertains to gaming:

You see kids, back in the days some of us old folks played something called MUDS(or MOO’s or MUSH’s). These things were the precursors to MMO’s, and generally speaking were all text. That’s right, text. You had to…

i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again, if our planet is ever discovered by another civilization we’re gonna have a hell of a time explaining to them that we don’t worship dicks as a deity.

So wait, you're trashing a movie you already stated you didn't want to see based on the actions of a completely unrelated theater chain that, as someone else pointed out probably had that information available to you? And that you didn't end up seeing? Way to stick it to the Hollywood elite. 

He looks like a South Park character.

Ahem, don’t you mean WASHINGTON POST contributor Charlie Kirk, since those shitbags decided to give him an opinion column to barf out whatever bullshit was on his mind this week?

The spelling/editing thing is great. There are thousands of college grads that will spell/sanity check your tweets, and the fruit hangs so, so low. You could probably browbeat a NoVa lib that just needs a job to prove to his parents that he’s not a failure into doing it.

It’s a long and proud tradition at ALL former Gawker sites.

Haha. I remember call of duty dog.

Imagine being part of a class action suit that publically names you as someone who buys a woman’s bath water.

By that reasoning any game and TV show is. Because it’s designed to keep you wanting to get more.

When I see “free to play mmo” my defenses automatically go up. The OG LOTR mmo is ftp and it is one of the very few that doesn’t feel exploitative and bullshitty.

Parents. Parents buy this for kids, just like the 3DS. It’s amazing how many of you still don’t understand Nintendo. 

What idiot came up with the idea to wear nice clothes on a cramped, uncomfortable flight? That never made sense to me. People are starting to ignore things that don’t make sense, I’ve noticed.

“Sir, this woman had to wear a blanket on the way back from the Caribbean!”