Exceptional reading comprehension

He claimed that during football season, if I could give him $200-$500 dollars he could bet with, he would double it and that would be his income.

Myth: they make good pets. While they may look like and be closely related to the domestic ferret, measles are wild animals that will steal your wallet and give your wife the clap.

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I was a stand up individual once with a job, loving family, and generally bright outlook on life, but then I saw fan art of Sonic the Hedgehog as a pee-soaked urinal.

I’ll take smug over being a homophobic asshole anyday.

Ok

HE’S CANADIAN?!! I’m calling the Prime Minister right now to see if we can fix that. 

Drop the lawsuit, It’s totally different, we swear!

This reminds me of my absolute favorite story from the life of Jesus: Jesus and the Centurion. For those not familiar, Jesus, after giving his Sermon on the Mount, was approached by a Centurion or a delegation on his behalf (the account varies depending on which gospel you read), who pleaded with Jesus to heal a…

This doesn’t change the fact the GoTG2 wasn’t that great of a flick. 

Nah, it’s more like their rendering farm had 1 machine for rendering this frame that couldn’t connect to the internet and so couldn’t authenticate the license. Square most likely has a legit license and just needs to re-render the frame with the license authenticated or on a different machine that isn’t having the…

WAIT SHIT THE PIC DIDN’T LOAD

But, what if you don’t know the name of any MTG cards? *cries*

Does what it says on the tin.

Or you could live in Canada where I don’t know when the last time they didn’t have a mobile pay machine with the chip technology and you fill out the tip on the machine.

My wife’s a middle school teacher. I started her club by taking a group of 6 troubled kids she had been assigned, meeting with them after class and playing D&D right after school once a week for the last few weeks of school (2 hours each). Spent the first 20 minutes helping them roll up an OD&D character, and got…

“1. No evil characters.

I think what annoys me more is they (like my parents and millions of other Americans) can only be convinced to vote based on their taxes and nothing else important.