Well written.
TLDR: Trump is a poor person’s idea of what a rich person is, dumb person’s idea of what smart person is, a weak person’s idea of what strong person is.

“Like many in his generation, Trump has mistaken the end of his life for the end of the world.”

Left foot to bum is a common sex move called “Your Uber’s here."

that doesn’t mean it’s short. It could be 20 hours for all we know. Game time isn’t equal to irl daylight and night time

I hope there’s an unlockable red tailed hawk named Tony. 

It’s easy to say “what’s the big deal” when talking about Game & Watch fire attack in the abstract, but its operating in several real world contexts, including centuries of genocide, oppression, and ongoing discrimination against indigenous people. For just as long, stereotypes have been used to denigrate and deny…

Thanks! It’s certainly ironic that angry Redditors have been dragging me all weekend for being a Blizzard shill because I criticized the petulant red-shirt guy on Twitter while at the same time I was digging into this story that Blizzard certainly didn’t want to come out.

It’s like someone took one of those programs that learn based on reading text, fed it the contents of several unsavory subreddits, and then had it write a letter.

So this was a letter written by a troll just to get on the site, right? Like, nobody could seriously write like this and believe it, right?

Gets posted as a reply to all their various desperate acts, especially Gun Girl. But I totally believe this is an accurate depiction of these morons.

Dude, there’s some heavy “Ask Dr. Nerdlove” shit to unpack here...

I can’t wait to enjoy another introspective journey across an atompunk land before being killed a naked outlaw named X_NukaCold_X that jumps out of a crate and bludgeons me to death with a bazooka and then tea bagging my corpse while commenting on my mother in way most unflattering and calling me a faggot cuck and…

Neither received the packages or were “at risk of receiving them,”

When learning algebra and graphing functions I was always taught that you can’t draw a line through 1 data point. Adding a second data point would let you draw a line, but if you made a mistake on either of them you wouldn’t know it. When you get a 3rd data point.. then you know you’ve got an accurate trend. It’s…

Actual picture of a typical Florida school bus

So if someone gets chlamydia and it takes months to develop, would that be called a...*puts on sunglasses*...slow clap?

Meh, I still don’t get smartphone gaming. I mean, I have a Galaxy S9+ that can probably run whatever game these days, and I just don’t... Want to? It chews through battery life and just feels... Off. I have like one puzzle game to kill time, but my phone is better suited for web surfing or social media time wasting.

No not that one.

In the field of psychology, the Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which people of low ability have illusory superiority and mistakenly assess their cognitive ability as greater than it is.