WTF are you talking about? Go look at the model lineup across VAG brands.  Only a small percentage are crossovers.  Just because VW doesn’t intend to make this vehicle available to a country that is, collectively, populated by unsophisticated mouthbreathers doesn’t mean they’re ramming crossovers down our throats.

Volkswagen is stuck in that weird position where it want to be associated with a premium offering but afraid of cannibalizing Audi sales. So hear me out: in the US it should drop sedans and sell only family SUVs (got make money!), cheap(er) city EVs, hatches and wagons, in basic, premium and enthusiast trims, and let…

By building a 315hp sedan and wagon?

Sounds like an awesome car that would have a sale price similar to an Audi over here so everyone would just buy the Audi, and the sales would tank. V8 Passat anyone? Believe it or not VW Kinda knows what it’s doing with things like this.

I love it when ‘What Car Should I Buy’ has an obvious answer.

I had a black 87.
looked just like this

300zx is absolutely the right answer.

Tracy has the right idea but wrong car

Late 1980's 300ZX 2+2

Live out your Analog-to-Digital Dreams, with a 200SX!

The answer is simple: Saab 9000, procuring a good example is not.

Mercedes W126 S-Class. The ultimate ‘80s status symbol.

“Ethnic Intimidation” Holding up a bag of seasonings to wypipo like a crucifix to vampires.

Or suing reality because there are differences.

lol

“ethnic intimidation” = “being non-white around someone who is terrified of everyone who is not white”. It’s like an agoraphobe trying to sue the outdoors for being there.

We’re treating ‘pets’ completely wrong in terms of feeding.

the AT-T, a heavy artillery tractor

Next up it’ll be fucking loot boxes. “YOU COULD GET AN ULTRA RARE SIX STAR TECHNOVIOLET M8 INDIVIDUAL COMPETITION!!!”

It’s worth noting that this makes every new BMW more of a throwaway product. How long is the ConnectedDrive app and related subscription service going to be supported so buyers 20 years from now can have a fully-functioning vehicle?