The more interesting question is, does the stereotype choose the car, or does the car make the driver a stereotype?

@evoCS: How can so much win fit into one frame?

@jaredthegeek:

Wide tracks. I don't need no stinkin' wide tracks.

@Leaaky: Don't worry about it. Wagon fetishists such as myself and duurtlang are contractually obligated to post this comment every time a SUV or crossover are mentioned.

It's like someone took a photo of my teenage automotive fantasy.

Why do the rednecks of the world not alert the internets before performing such magnificent acts of hoonage?

@Pidgeonsplatz.: This is the most insightful comment in this whole thread.

@LPscuderiaSV: Oh god yes. I'd been wandering around the LA auto show for about 3 hours when I stumbled across the BMW booth.

@urabus: I just had a pregnant.

Finally, I'll have a use for the Ram Outdoorsman's built-in shotgun compartment.

@milkplus: And the V70 wasn't first on your list?

@Brendan Nolte: But I'm an advertiser who has a deeply held love of wagons.

@milkplus: Why do you hate the V70?

@DodgeViper98: Good sentiment, but I bought one and it kind of blew.

Please tell me we're sending some HD helmet cams with the man this time? We really need to chip in for a few GoPros so we can edit together our own Dust To Glory.

@maximum_sarge: The only thing that makes me angry about the gigantic tail lights is that the top ones won't light up. WTF?

@Emulsifide: High five.

@ninjacoco: I was driving my wife's V70 on the freeway, and saw some dude by himself in a V70R. I waved, he looked at me like WTF?

Why does seeing a V70R make me both cry and have an erection?