I'm guessing this article will prompt the inevitable topic: Which Celebrity would you like to sample?

Well then...I'll take one extra large pizzaception with incepperoni with extra tops. Toppings. Ahem! :p

Meanwhile in Not-A-State-D.C., it's an all-out war between Kelly Rowland and the Dave Matthews Band!

Awesome! Allow me to just finish packing up the rest of my mental baggage for the trip. ;)

For whatever reason I read this in Judge Dredd's voice (Karl Urban's version)..and life was suddenly awesome again. :D

This GIF is simultaneously hunger-inducing and mesmerizing. It's like...Pizzaception!

Here ya go!

I guess you could say.....Brazil spilled the beans.

Same here! I started watching it just as the fourth season was nearing its end. I was very surprised by just how good this series was! It had it's obligatory "CW moments" but otherwise it was awesome from start to finish. At least it ended in a satisfying way. :D

Gonna go with this one since I've seen others on here that I also fell in love with:

Sometimes it takes an outside view to highlight the good qualities in things!

It's okay, I know how to solve this one! We (U.S.) will trade you Rob Ford for Justin Beiber. I know, I know....doesn't sound like a fair trade but I assure you it's for the best. Hell, we'll throw in Kim Kardashian and her entire clan for FREE as a sign of good faith!

What state is Honey Boo Boo from? Yeah that state needs to be added to the list. >:(

Then the only logical thing to do is to counteract their people-exporting policy with one of our own! We'll import a large amount of Indians! That way we'll all be part Indian-Chinese-(insert your original race here)! BWAHAHAHA! Chindians everywhere!

I had a co-worker years ago argue that Pakistan was in Africa.

Oh you know...the whole Oktoberfest filled with busty maids wielding trays full of giant beer mugs, the progressive thinking generation since WWII, the clean-energy adopting policies (80% of their energy will be from renewable energy by 2050!), and um...

Time to get lost in Skyrim again! (Yes still playing this one!)

Amen! The 2000 movie made it look like he just had a gargantuan version of halitosis. I'd love to see the same treatment for the upcoming Godzilla given to another great kaiju badass: Gamera! Hell...all of 'em!

LOL sorry to hear about your toes. I used to get my fingers stuck in between the rotary dial as a kid. Damn that number "0"!