DeSouza introduces the “Wizer,” an augmented-reality, see-through visor driven by AGI (artificial general intelligence) — Google Glass on steroids.

[Mandatory CSI: Miami joke — YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!]

As an American, this U.S. Beef Shortage SCARES ME!! This is why I've taken measures, including (but not limited to):

With the help of my meek Photoshop skills, I think I've made the picture more relevant now (pay no attention to the lady in the background!):

Sorry folks but this title is totally legit.

....Well I was told differently, why that lyin' sonuvafish! [shakes fist in air]

Haha! It's kind of cool that there's an actual trope like that.

Yes, yes it would. She had a look that could kill too... [shivers]

[LCD Screen on back of head]

[LCD screen on back of head]:

Y'know...I do think I have an ex-girlfriend in Winnipeg. Just sayin...

OK, so first off...this one of my favorite blogs within Gawker media!

Your comment somehow deserves one of these:

Thanks Esther.. and I LOVE(D) ORANGES TOO!

Ryan Kwanten as Eddie Brock, make it so Hollywood! He was damn good in that short movie that was featured on IO9 recently.

Indians come in many shades of brown. The ones living in the south tend to be darker skinned than those in the north, but that is only a vague observation. We're not accounting for those with British, Greek, and/or Portuguese genes which lend to some Indians being very light-skinned.

Actually India gets a healthy dose of Hollywood films (as well as from other countries), but every movie industry has its own Michael Bay! It's an unspoken requirement. Let's just go with that. :D

Just a thought, but:

I thought I was the only one who saw that SRK's movie, Koyla. Rakesh Roshan is sort of like the Indian Michael Bay. Sort of.