Doesn't get any simpler than a slamfire tube shotgun.

Why buy an actual blow gun? Any piece of straight tube in approximately the right diameter works just fine.

Over react a lot? Next on Gizmodo: “Print This Shiv At Home.”

Users are so much more beautiful than safe queens.

Not for nothing when it comes to domestication, and breeding, but the Maine Coon Cat shares a lot of traits with bobcats, including size (though on average Maine Coons are somewhat smaller) and coat length/patterns.

Engineers make things that work. Marketers make things that look pretty.

Here have it in white.

Nah. His Royal Obamaness would never set foot in a flyover state like that unless it was to give some kind of condescending speech or raise a bunch of money. His library and golf course will be built somewhere more appropriate to his sense of self regard, like Hawaii or Martha’s Vineyard or Narnia.

These things.

Maddening really. Lazy reporting to blame.

Do you remember how they used to tiptoe over the cars they “crushed”?

I love Jupiter for the same reason. And M42 :)

Saturn is one of my favourite telescope targets. Even with a cheap little telescope in the middle of a city you can still make it out. Amazing stuff.

Disagree with this one: behind the wheel of one of those, you are the Master of the Road, looking down on everyone in their cramped and uncomfortable little econoboxes.

You need to carry a second steering wheel in the car for your passengers to flail around on. A friend used to do this with his old RHD Land Rover, and it freaked people out when the passenger started frantically waving the steering wheel around in mock terror.

It’s fun seeing a slice of home in a foreign country. Whenever I go to London, I’m on the lookout. A Ram 2500 is hilarious in London traffic, especially when it has a Calvin pissing on the Dallas Cowboys sticker.

Pretending that a crossover isn’t just a tall station wagon.

Because Roadkill!

The 10th Generation MN12 Ford Thunderbird SC and Mercury Cougar XR-7.

You take that last statement back! A Saab would have nothing to do with that... that... THING!