Hands Down worth a trip

Uh... I can find Wranglers under $10K all day long:

I'm pretty sure there's an internal memo at Fiat detailing their plans to do the exact opposite with Jeep.

No jeep, wrong direction. You need to sell a bare-bones AWD 4-seater utility vehicle with acceptable output for $17500.

This should have been the Explorer.

Jeep has been in the IFS game since 1963, with it's Wagoneer, which had it optionally.

Been around for since the 90's amiright?

Several British objections to raise with this image:

Ford salesman from New England here to say I hate you.

What? Lincoln's had a RWD option for years. I love mine.

All I care about:

Senile or not, he was entirely right, and we ultimately got four more years of an empty chair.

It was uniquely terrible. I would rather fall in a puddle and get a papercut than watch that thing again.

Droptop?

So Ford's smallest truck can now haul a Ford Fusion in the bed, or tow three Ford Tauruses at once.

Don't you want one now?

"Oh no, a microburst!"

So you are telling me that you want to build a Jeep on a Fiat hatchback chassis? Get out of my office!

Murica.

You know I've been wracking my brain to think of what niche Lincoln could occupy in the American luxury car market and that describes it perfectly.