Oh, Sally. Calm down and have a wine spritzer.

Let me guess. You read the first few lines, skimmed a few more, then read the last part? Your " People like you definitely should not own guns." is a bit excessive.

Stamford, CT isn't that far away is it? I'd have to go there or VT from MA. I would never drive an Alfa in Lowell thanks to all the unlicensed, uninsured, zero-fuck giving illegals. The insurance would probably be close to a new Mazdaspeed3 or WRX

Two dealers for all of New England. Zero anywhere near Boston (largest city). This makes... zero sense.

There are 3 Alfa dealers within an hour of Metro Detroit, but none anywhere near Boston???

The original Defender is a Series. You wouldn't put a picture of a Willys or CJ and call it the original Wrangler would you?

The Wrangler 4.0L TJ is surely the easiest car ever to learn stick. You can shift all the way through the gearbox without touching the gas. You can climb a 15-degree parking garage incline in second gear without touching the gas. In 4-Low the saying goes that Wrangler can climb trees. The crank and flywheel are heavy…

Wow, this is the first time I've been completely disappointed in every prototype they've dragged out.

Could you imaging minding your own business in a new 5.0 you just brought, and then getting owned by some soccer mom in a fuckin' flex? I bet another 100 HP is a tune and a downpipe away on this thing. Gonna have to get one someday.

That's awesome, along the same lines I've been pondering the options available with the Ford Flex. AWD turbo stock, surely I can morph it into a beast of a sleeper. I love me a longroof sleeper and this one gets overlooked.

No.

This thing is no joke:

I don't care how much ground clearance is has if they change the name.

For reference, here's a shot of the Renegade Trailhawk in action:

The amount of people that trash this car astonishes me....Have you ever driven one? Hell, at least sat in it? It's not the fastest or to even the best looking. But for some of us speed and track like handling aren't everything. Different strokes for different folks!

Also, "Habitat: Dive bars. Fenway. Massive L-shaped couch in a white-walled apartment."

The Small Mountain Town Bro