This is the great March Madness Beat Off! The only Imprezas that people want are the non-beater versions. The XJ is great simply because you can go pick one up for $2,000 and it'll have a 4.0L straight-6, mountains of torque, 4WD and a stick shift. Every single $2,000 Impreza is a beat-to-shit '90s econo car with…

Saddening isn't it.

This is not the front page of old.

My friends, I have successfully predicted the future.

JEEP!

I got it mixed up with "Rocky Mountain ATV" in my mind, but yes we're talking about Rocky Road. Good catch.

Anything Panther...big enough for friends, huge trunk, comfy and if it can withstand Police and Taxi duty it can survive novice driver abuse.

City car? No sir, I think you meant Town Car

Reliant Scimitar GTE? Princess Anne has one of those, don't you know?

Mr. Lutz,

At the conclusion of lunch, we all saluted the gas pumps as the every single person within three miles proceeded to sing God Bless America.

Go 20 in a 55 when there is no call for it.

Sheetz FTW.

Owning a new car. Bourgeoisie pig!

Color me a fan. Besides the Cherokee, which may grow on me (but not yet), I think Chrysler's doing great with their styling language over the last few years.

I drive an (old) truck for a few reasons:

For thousands of years, on every New Year's Eve, the native people of New York will gather around Times Square to wave dildos at the ball dropping as a fertility ritual.

See, this is why Americans shouldn't take shit from Europeans about anything.

I am pro-burnout, too!

Revo's are badass. Double lipo and brushless and you can do backflips from a standing start.