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Sharper will no doubt be surprised to learn that, in federal sentencing, the "maximum" number is typically more relevant than the smaller "guaranteed" number.

You're ignoring the bigger issue. This is about ethics in automotive journalism. #drivergate.

Oh, hey, source of my future nightmares. Didn't see you there. What's up?

"Tom Brady's not the greatest quarterback of all time, not even after winning his fourth Super bowl and third Super Bowl MVP, so cool it with that talk. But he's quite probably the most successful."

A defensive play by an undrafted rookie, no less. Coaching up a kid who shouldn't even have been there to know exactly what was coming and put him in a position to win the Super Bowl speaks to the greatest coach in the history of the game.

"Durr... What?"

And if they do, Gawker will loudly and proudly print whatever of their employees' dirty laundry the hackers manage to dredge up.

I don't know what to do with good white people.

Maybe that's my problem. I've never been a fan, but I've never bothered trying anything other than their shelf bottles.

Macallan: No.

I use the Rose. I have ludicrously sensitive skin, to the extent that my face turns red like I've been lying in the desert all day if I use even the "sensitive skin" versions of any mainline shaving cream, and I've never had the slightest hint of irritation ever since I found this stuff. Available on Amazon. $25 is

I use the Rose. I have ludicrously sensitive skin, to the extent that my face turns red like I've been lying in the

Um, I'd suspect that "reckless endangerment" falls within the realm of "act done with intent to endanger the safety" etc. I don't see anything in the treaty requiring an intent to endanger a specific person. That's like saying you could loosen the bolts on an airplane but skate for it because you didn't know who was

Being cognizant of mortality fucking sucks balls.

Yeah, that occasional fog will really slow down an offense.

I for one eagerly look forward to the next generation of Boston University students jockeying for parking in front of Armani on Newbury St. in the Riva Aquarama daddy bought them.

Pop quiz: If you live in far southwestern Arizona, are you better off getting Oakland @ Cleveland than your buddy the next town over who's blacked out?

This was also a great example of why the Sunday Night Football crew are the best in the business. Two seconds after the play, they had a replay queued up centered on Ware's move with Collinsworth explaining the fake spin to the audience, pretty much in real time. Compare that to what Phil Simms would have brought to

That's the magic of significant figures.

Why is the hula girl flipping you off? What on earth were you doing with your camera that so offended the good islandfolk?