I don't know if that's your video, but it's f'ing fantastic either way, and I'm not even a Blazers fan.

A small handful. The marine ecologists tend to be the bigger basketball fans, at least among the ones I know.

Fair point!

But I don't know you, sunshine, do I?

To be fair, the evolutionary biologists I know don't know fuck all about basketball.

If the game doesn't have a "munchkin" character model for Dustin Pedroia, can't they at least give him an oversized bat to get the whole tiny-person-playing-a-big-person's-game aesthetic right?

Third vote for Siri giving me the exact answer shown in the Twitpic.

Do you need the 5,200 square feet to act as a buffer between you and Kansas City?

Yeah, he actually graduated, not "graduated." He's also the best trash talker in the NFL (there are those communication skills!), and as he himself puts it, you can refer to him as an all-pro Stanford graduate.

My point is that the fact that Stanford got this borderline illiterate dumbshit through their school proves that even the wannabe-Ivy schools are taking some cues from Florida State. Go read the other article

I have an Eames chair in my living room. If my car were as comfortable as my Eames chair, I would fall asleep and crash before I made it to the first stoplight.

It'll be OK: we'll still have the Internet for Google and Amazon, and TubeNet for everything else.

Red McCombs has given us:

Is this intended to be a broken link? Because if so, bravo.

I can't tell from the linked article, but is there any reason that Tesla couldn't simply form a wholly-owned subsidiary in Ohio to sell its cars, and have the subsidiary sign a contract with the parent company? If this is all the dealers have up their sleeves, they're as dumb as they are venal.

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You got a receipt?

This is not the bargain you're looking for.

Dude.

Except that, much like the children in Lake Wobegon, all of the cars appear to be above average. Even the Lincoln MKZ, which got panned, was rated 60 overall. The actual scale for actual cars appears to be 60-80. The idea that 50 meant "average" has proven to be laughable, unless by "average" they mean "average of…