I don't know if that's your video, but it's f'ing fantastic either way, and I'm not even a Blazers fan.

A small handful. The marine ecologists tend to be the bigger basketball fans, at least among the ones I know.

Fair point!

But I don't know you, sunshine, do I?

To be fair, the evolutionary biologists I know don't know fuck all about basketball.

If the game doesn't have a "munchkin" character model for Dustin Pedroia, can't they at least give him an oversized bat to get the whole tiny-person-playing-a-big-person's-game aesthetic right?

Yeah, he actually graduated, not "graduated." He's also the best trash talker in the NFL (there are those communication skills!), and as he himself puts it, you can refer to him as an all-pro Stanford graduate.

My point is that the fact that Stanford got this borderline illiterate dumbshit through their school proves that even the wannabe-Ivy schools are taking some cues from Florida State. Go read the other article

I have an Eames chair in my living room. If my car were as comfortable as my Eames chair, I would fall asleep and crash before I made it to the first stoplight.

Red McCombs has given us:

Is this intended to be a broken link? Because if so, bravo.

I can't tell from the linked article, but is there any reason that Tesla couldn't simply form a wholly-owned subsidiary in Ohio to sell its cars, and have the subsidiary sign a contract with the parent company? If this is all the dealers have up their sleeves, they're as dumb as they are venal.

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Dude.

Except that, much like the children in Lake Wobegon, all of the cars appear to be above average. Even the Lincoln MKZ, which got panned, was rated 60 overall. The actual scale for actual cars appears to be 60-80. The idea that 50 meant "average" has proven to be laughable, unless by "average" they mean "average of…

The "laboratory setting" tests and academic studies may show what they show, but (as I'm sure a PhD candidate in biostatistics would know much better than I do) simply pointing out a list of bad calls and saying they all happened in favor of the home team is about as helpful as listing the roster of the Showtime…

My wife wants to see this. Question for Will: having never read the books nor seen the first movie, do I have to spend two unenjoyable hours watching the first one to enjoy spending two hours watching this one?

Worse, Incognito said on a number of occasions that the staff member's wife had sexual relationships with several members of the team.

My (English, boarding) school took a class trip to Coventry, where we spent nearly a day touring the Jaguar factory. I admit to thorough brainwashing: I became a Jaguar evangelist inside my family for years afterward, yapping about how they laser-cut the wood veneer so that the panels on the driver's side mirror the…

I don't know why nobody's put two and two together yet: