A few years ago(2010?) I was on the bus heading home and there was a teen girl having a fight with her boyfriend on a flip phone. Multiple times she just slammed it on the ground, picked up the pieces, put it back together and called back just to yell some more and slam the phone again.

I miss hanging up on my asshole boyfriend by slapping my Moto Razr flip phone as hard as I could.

I remember Dusty Rose specifically as an incredibly popular decorating colour in the ‘80s.

Mannnn, listen, Usher is perfection. I’ve been to x number of Beyonce concerts and all of them are undoubtedly in my top 5. Yet and still, even though I consider her the greatest entertainer of our generation in terms of her consistency, I still can’t put any of her concerts above the one concert I’ve seen of…

Yuuuup. The phrase, “Jumped up out of bed with an epidural still in my back....” came immediately to mind.

I won’t even let her deliver music to my ears, so I agree with you. Hell no.

You beat me to this succinct and eloquent response.

I was going to say the same thing!

The 1920's has always been a historical period that interested me, but most of the films about it seem to involve gangsters in some way. What does a gal have to do to get a good Scott and Zelda Fitgerald biopic? I'm too damn busy to write it myself.

WHYYYYY DO THEY KEEP REMOVING PURSE HOOKS FROM BATHROOMS??

Is this Britney, or Derrick Barry? Because I honestly can’t tell.

MIKE HAT!

Ghostbusters was SO GOOD! During the big final battle scene, there’s a shot of Kate McKinnon running in slo-mo toward a bunch of ghosts, guns drawn, and the Ghostbusters theme song is blasting while she does it. For the first time in my life, I felt what I imagine little boys feel at superhero movies. “That could be…

i saw it! i loved it! AND THEY WEAR REGULAR FLAT COMFORTABLE SHOES WHILE GHOSTBUSTING!!

This is not self deprecating, dum dum. This is deprecating others.

I think that is what caused me to lose my eyeballs under the chair. Bitch actually went straight up to the Asian woman and sang in her face. All the while the bystander was wearing her best “Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh, the SHIT I have to deal WITH!!!!” face. I want Barbie to try this on Constance Wu!!!

He is slowly turning into a teen age goth and I am READY FOR IT.

OK, so I ADORE this song, but it feels way too melancholy for me for a wedding.

We had a jazz quartet play an instrumental version of “La Vie En Rose.”

I regret nothing.