I used to think it was weird when my parents were shocked that a song was on an Oldies station, because obviously if you got to the point where the songs of your youth were on the Oldies station you'd know you were old and should be expecting it.

I figure if a man can do it, it can't be too hard.

Gonna put this out there: when more women became competent in more things, men gave up and became incompetent in more things. Obviously, not everyone is a handyperson and there's a lot of gender essentialism tied up in everyone, including myself. But, anectdotally, the women I know will find out what's wrong with the…

Just don't do it.

The short answer is the simplest, and the one that will get me the most shit on Deadspin: the patriarchy. Police departments are overwhelmingly male, and have been taught by a misogynist society from birth that their experiences are valid, but experiences that differ from their own are either suspicious or fictional.…

It's weird to me that you see any of this as "baffling." Look at all of the colleges undergoing Title IX investigations right now for not investigating, or even covering up, sexual assault on campus — and that's not even when there's a star athlete involved. Look at the backlog of untested rape kits in jurisdictions…

About 5 years ago I was in WeHo about to go into the Abbey when a super fancy car pulled up. I don't even know what it's called cause it's so expensive you either need to be rich or a car person to recognize it. My friend, being the latter, commented "Ugh that car is worth more than my life". A bunch of pretty people…

About a year and a half ago, I was considering moving to Los Angeles & decided to visit first to check it out. My manager (I'm a singer) has a ton of famous & semi-famous actor friends. We went out with two of said famous actor friends to a super gaudy nightclub in Hollywood. Immediately upon entering I saw Paris…

But Pinkham, you eat at Arby's.

I declare the city of Irwindale a public nuisance, so there.

comment of the mothereffing day.

There are, but it's on the dark net. You need a special browser and everything.

That is disposing of a body, not murder. Murder means you planned it, and then executed it. If they can't prove that he planed to choke her out and kill her then he can't be charged with murder I believe.

Just when you think the GIF has peaked has an art form, something like this comes along and completely blows you away.

Is this sarcasm? Do you even go here or do you just have a lot of feelings?

Thanks, Obama!