I'm kind of worried that he might have had a stroke near a keyboard.

I often get surprised at the number of retweets on one tweet compared with other, far superior, ones on Tweet Beat. I always have to tell myself that I don't know how long it has been since each of those tweets were first posted, so those relative numbers don't really mean anything. But 1,542 retweets and 856…

I was the puppy when I saw this. The cat was my roommate.

Dear fellow commenters,

"Damn boy you must be the sun because it is physically painful to look directly at you"

He looks like he just sipped on some helium.

LL Cool J, this is the opposite of doing it, and doing it well.