Because nothing is more feminist than Det. Benson!

UGH I just plunked down $50 application fee to get a spot on a 2 year waiting list for my unborn child...this shit is ridiculous.

The people who ask you that have clearly never met a toddler.

That beauty diary was a thing of beauty.

You would think. We looked the part. But no...there wasn’t really any rhyme or reason to it.

It’s been over 15 years since I participated in Color/Winter Guard, but I still remember having to pick my jaw up off the floor watching the WGI World Championships. The artistry, execution, and creativity are seriously impressive!

they fucking hurt to spin, and the audience can’t even see them. No sabers.

I literally wore the green one when I was in color guard. It was not a happy time.

Buttfleck approves

I wore something like that theatrical green snakeskin one from 2000 to 2001. But our director thought they weren’t dramatic enough (I know), so we added shiny green cobra hoods to our skintight spandex jumpsuits. Mercifully, we sort of blended into the grass during field shows, but good lord, those outfits were…

I’ve been binge listening to the soundtrack all day (streaming free for Amazon prime subscribers!). It’s so dang good.

I follow her because I also look like a toddler, and she gives me inspiration on how to dress up a toddler face in adult clothes.

I feel like this is a sign that IG is on the way out. Everyone’s moving to Snapchat (is that right?)

Awwww George looks just like Wills, and Charlotte looks just like Kate. They’re an adorable family!

It’s a must-watch for all children of the 90's!

Anyone else watch this episode of Fresh Off The Boat? The panic is real!

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.

CATE. GIRL. I count on you to slay the red carpet at every event. But I gotta say, I hate this one. I hate it so much.

Exactly right. In contrast to other trials, where PBA fills up the spectator rows in support of the cops, PBA didn’t even send representatives down to this one. Liang was a sacrificial offering, but it’s so easy to see through all that.