He already dished out a tongue lashing: https://www.facebook.com/georgehtakei/p…

Who is this?

The Oxford Dictionary is getting so damn thirsty.

Can we have an edition of Cake News in every Dirt Bag, please?

I was disappointed with how well behaved all these celebrities were, and then I got to the last story and my eyeballs popped outta my head.

Lightweights are to blame.

I have a good friend who still, to this day, refuses to give up her flip phone because she can T9 text on that thing without looking at the keyboard. She will have full text conversations while in a work meeting, without ever breaking eye contact with her boss. Now THAT’S boss.

I use purples as a stand in for reds, since I’ve never found a red that didn’t make me look like a drunk clown. A nice bright purple gives all the same pop and drama as a red!

HBO. Bruh. Come on.

I was literally planning on watching that movie this weekend. Why was it so bad??

Yeah, but he self-identifies as a drama llama.

She’s wonderful. I’ve been trying to figure out why she looks familiar and finally got it - she was in a bunch of Ally McBeal eps!

I need that lipstick shade. Anyone know what it is?

Pizza Hut isn’t *pizza* but it’s definitely delicious. It’s bread deep fried in fat. Who could hate that?!

No way no WAY! I gave Domino’s a chance two weeks ago, and literally could not finish our medium pizza. The crust was cardboard. The flavor was salt. It’s moderately edible, but Pizza Hut and Papa John’s are two steps above Dominos.

Tom, you missed a golden opportunity to end that tweet with “T.hanks”

1) When was California inducted into the Crazy Hall of Fame with Florida and Arizona? (really though, it’s just an honor to even be nominated with those two).

Oh, I almost forgot about this one that happened a few weeks ago! I was lying down on my soft shag rug at home, just relaxing and enjoying the softness of my new rug. I kept scratching my leg, but didn’t think much of it because I’m in SoCal and it’s been like 100 degrees and dry heat here.