Am I hallucinating, or did Mariah release another No. 1 Hits compilation with basically the same cover, like ten years ago? Am I dreaming? Is this real life?

Meryl Streep? Roseanne Barr? (pinot noir) I have got to see this movie.

What a gif. What movie is this from?

I’m gonna need Tang Wei as Mulan.

Maybe Ariel Winters?

Oh, I’ve got a good one.

Yes! The similarities sort of throw me out of this show and make me think about 30 Rock while watching Kimmy. There are moments when Kimmy's physical comedy is totally Liz Lemon.

Le sigh.

What is this fabulous purse?

RUN LILLIAN!

"I will pay you a hundred bugs."

Yup. I would have ordered a set for myself and a set for all of my best girlfriends from law school.

I am very surprised ... that there are only 7 Jez stories tagged as "Florida Man"

Karruche is like, really pretty.

I read this as "shovel out her cat."

How do you think he imagines Viagra works?

Kate Gosselin is dating a millionaire reported to be older, sexier than Jon Gosselin.

Burt, we love you no matter where you're writing! I hope this means you'll come back to GT in your free time. Congratulations on your success!

Details please.

That would definitely be my perm in the 4th grade. I was a teeny tiny nine-year-old, ridiculously skinny, with those classic early 90's glasses that were bigger than my face. My natural hair is stick straight (to this day, it won't hold a curl for more than one hour). My mother took me to her usual hair salon, and…