Basic Stitches

She's enjoying some rekreashawn and relaksashawn.

Basic Britches

"If a basic bitch falls in the woods, does she make a sound? She does, as it turns out. It goes a little something like, "I can't even.""

Kreashawn had a baby. Sounds like that #basicbitch should have got a dog #realbitch.

If you're not a Basic Bitch, you're probably an Acidic Bitch.

I was raised Mormon (then I grew up, saw the light, and became atheist). In that tradition, it's accepted and taught that Jesus was almost certainly married. If we pretend for a moment that this character was a real person, a rabbi of the time period was expected to marry. I never understood the head-spinning over…

I'm no expert, but this is how I understand it. It's weird. At the time, an unmarried rabbi would have been highly unusual. Unless Jesus was an Essene, which he might have been, and many Essenes were celibate.

Why does this keep happening? Do they think that if they keep doing it it'll eventually become less racist?

This reminds me of that 30 Rock episode where Jenna tells Liz never to use props in a photo shoot

Lindy, if I ever figure out what voodoo my mom employed to get me to fill the ice cube trays before putting them back, I'll let you know. That woman somehow trained me so hard on doing it, I even do it at parties. Friends have caught me refilling the trays at their houses when I didn't even realize I was doing it.…

"You want to make 100 babies, Johnny? I can help you with that!" -Dr. Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture.

Thanks, Obama!

"I'm just not interested in Marxism, feminism, promiscuous sex, and indiscriminate drinking."

I could not get through 'Metamorphosis. Something bugged me about the main character.

What did Grendel have for breakfast?

Is it just me or is Jane Eyre a perfectly good book with the end pasted on? Like why doesn't he just **SPOILERS** die in the fucking fire with his stupid crazy wife and then Jane learns an important life lesson and goes and marries some other guy or maybe is a badass and solves mysteries?

Relevant.

Anna Karenina: the train is a metaphor for society. Stop reading now.