Juan Pablo is the new Bachelor?!?!?!?! GODS BE PRAISED.

I dated that guy, and it wasn't fun. Spoiler alert: there's nothing secret about his insecurity.

HE COULDN'T PAY THE FUCKING RENT!

I completely 100% have a friend/ex-boyfriend who facebook messaged me that he had ordered breastmilk lollipops and whiskey lollipops from this very vendor. I said: breastmilk and whiskey...no, that doesn't reveal anything at all about how you view alcohol.

This comment makes me sad...but I kinda agree with you. I wouldn't generalize quite so much, but Mr. Wont and I went to a wedding that just didn't move us at all, the couple sounded like they were ordering tacos at a drive-through when they were saying their vows. Not to brag...but guests at our own wedding (though…

Ha! Worth the risk indeed. I wonder if your sister would remember that...I'm an older sister myself, and my memory is we harmoniously shared everything. I wonder if my sister has a different memory...

OMFG I'M DEAD NOW.

I spent a solid year doing the "Imitation Man Look" in college. I loved it.

I asked my mom about a million times "Are you sure no one will be offended if we do a cash honeymoon registry?" She was like IT IS YOUR WEDDING, and also, THAT HONEYMOON REGISTRY IS SO CUTE LOOK AT ALL THE DESCRIPTIONS YOU WROTE!!! We got every"thing" we asked for on that list, people loved it, and it allowed us to…

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡JUAN PABLO FOR BACHELOR 2014!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just like Carrie and Aiden!

Omg, even Posh knows about Griffith Park now.

This misogynist asshole with an ego the size of outer space, this dinosaur who thinks getting an iPhone will cure his extinction, this jackfuck who wants all the money and none of the responsibility...is...I hate him. His last name isn't even Weiner, so I don't even get a chuckle out of this scandal. I just get sick…

I'm reminded of:

Yeah no, it's not possible to smoke $200k's worth in six weeks. If you tried, you'd probably end up doing more sleeping than smoking.

Oh my god, the wedding stress dreams!! SO HORRIBLE WHY GOD WHY. I just had one last night where even in the context of the dream, we had already had the wedding, we were doing a re-do for some reason with my exact same dress only it keep falling off my boobs. And in the dream I hadn't showered and had no makeup,…

Okay, I wasn't going to get into this, but since YOU brought it up Katie, I totally had a stress dream featuring Jezebel writers two nights ago. I was at Disneyland (I hate Disneyland) with Dodai, Anna, and Madeleine. Somehow it was because of me we were all there and I was trying extremely hard to make Disneyland…

I noticed that too, and god help me: I've actually been wondering about that. I knew she got a Welsh gold wedding band because TRADITION, but I was like "Is she wearing it with her engagement ring? Maybe she just doesn't wear the engagement ring anymore? I wouldn't if I were her. White gold doesn't go with yellow…

Isn't it actually kind of a known thing that you get your hair genetics from mom? I learned that from Seinfeld, so, grain of salt, this, take them together.

Oh good, thanks for the feedback. I'll be damned if those gorgeous Aldos were purchased only to be worn once under my wedding dress.